Inside the Mind of a Psychopath
Have you ever had a friend that's so crazy and unpredictible that it scares you a bit? I haven't. Well actually this would be much less interesting if I hadn't, so let me change that. I have. She's Greek, is almost fluent in English (although still ESL), funny, and most importantly crrraaazyyy.
Let me give you some background on said friend. She's American and Greek at the same time actually, although I don't know how that works out. Growing up in Greece, her parents were goat herders (the very top of the Greek social hierarchy). She enjoyed racing around the cobblestone streets in her chariot at high speed knocking over gyro carts. Even though her diet still consists of mostly feta cheese and olives, she's slowly adjusting to real food in America. Her favorite Greek movie is Gladiator, and although Sparta is an awesome band, she doesn't like them because she's from Athens and assumes they're actually Spartans (which they're not). If you haven't figured this out already, the friend is Leeza.
With this background information it's already fairly apparent that she's a bit wild, but I thought I'd give some primary source documentation to support this. (primary source = AIM)
Well the first thing is the ESL comment from earlier. You might think I'm just saying that because she usually lives in another country and I'm just being a closed-minded American. Well here's the proof.
diy0ungnsavurslf: did you get confused with our language?
greekcheek 86: yeah, its a long story
greekcheek 86: but i messed up the english
Yup, this obviously isn't just a mean cheap shot from me.
Alright, yes it's apparent that Leeza is ESL, but what about the whole craziness argument? Well the other day Leeza left me a funny message, and she expected me to quote her on it. I'm not going to quote it out of principal, because funny messages can't be forced, they just happen, and if I quote her on it, I'll be breaking the AIM quoting rules and that wouldn't be very good, right? A normal person would just let this drop, but nooooo not Leeza.
greekcheek 86: thats goooood. did u get my msg last night abt your blog?
...and later...
greekcheek 86: im pissed that my comment about almost getting a noise complaint because of the funniness of your blog didnt even get a mentionette in the blog, let alone the multiple gold stars it deserves [Note: no gold stars here]
...and again...
greekcheek 86: but that was begging for bloggage!
Hmm, seems like someone just can't let things go. If you don't know Leeza, you don't realize that she makes up words all the time...which is really crazy and odd. For instance:
greekcheek 86: what does chagrin [fake word] mean?
..and..
greekcheek 86: drew, what does amanuensis [another fake word] mean?
Is that not the craziest thing ever?
Anyway a quick rundown of a few other crazy Greek Leeza things:
She's critical of South Park:
greekcheek 86: how is a towel that gets high [Towelie] an example of good writing??!?!
She rides the short bus to school:
greekcheek 86: just because we ride the short bus to school doesnt mean that were not awesome
She thinks I'm not even worthy of normal human dignity and at the level of a slave:
greekcheek 86: its been hard to get used to these long months without a slave. i thought maybe youd be intersted, but youre not :-(
Plus, she just plain admits to being weird:
greekcheek 86: well im a weirdo you can take it or leave it
After this long-winded exposition on Leeza, it might seem that I'm being critical, which I'm not...I'm just pointing out the specialness that is her Greek self.
And one more things I guess for being such a good sport about me giving her a hard time, she gets my highest amount of gold stars ever given away at once, the holy grail of gold stars - four gold stars
Let me give you some background on said friend. She's American and Greek at the same time actually, although I don't know how that works out. Growing up in Greece, her parents were goat herders (the very top of the Greek social hierarchy). She enjoyed racing around the cobblestone streets in her chariot at high speed knocking over gyro carts. Even though her diet still consists of mostly feta cheese and olives, she's slowly adjusting to real food in America. Her favorite Greek movie is Gladiator, and although Sparta is an awesome band, she doesn't like them because she's from Athens and assumes they're actually Spartans (which they're not). If you haven't figured this out already, the friend is Leeza.
With this background information it's already fairly apparent that she's a bit wild, but I thought I'd give some primary source documentation to support this. (primary source = AIM)
Well the first thing is the ESL comment from earlier. You might think I'm just saying that because she usually lives in another country and I'm just being a closed-minded American. Well here's the proof.
diy0ungnsavurslf: did you get confused with our language?
greekcheek 86: yeah, its a long story
greekcheek 86: but i messed up the english
Yup, this obviously isn't just a mean cheap shot from me.
Alright, yes it's apparent that Leeza is ESL, but what about the whole craziness argument? Well the other day Leeza left me a funny message, and she expected me to quote her on it. I'm not going to quote it out of principal, because funny messages can't be forced, they just happen, and if I quote her on it, I'll be breaking the AIM quoting rules and that wouldn't be very good, right? A normal person would just let this drop, but nooooo not Leeza.
greekcheek 86: thats goooood. did u get my msg last night abt your blog?
...and later...
greekcheek 86: im pissed that my comment about almost getting a noise complaint because of the funniness of your blog didnt even get a mentionette in the blog, let alone the multiple gold stars it deserves [Note: no gold stars here]
...and again...
greekcheek 86: but that was begging for bloggage!
Hmm, seems like someone just can't let things go. If you don't know Leeza, you don't realize that she makes up words all the time...which is really crazy and odd. For instance:
greekcheek 86: what does chagrin [fake word] mean?
..and..
greekcheek 86: drew, what does amanuensis [another fake word] mean?
Is that not the craziest thing ever?
Anyway a quick rundown of a few other crazy Greek Leeza things:
She's critical of South Park:
greekcheek 86: how is a towel that gets high [Towelie] an example of good writing??!?!
She rides the short bus to school:
greekcheek 86: just because we ride the short bus to school doesnt mean that were not awesome
She thinks I'm not even worthy of normal human dignity and at the level of a slave:
greekcheek 86: its been hard to get used to these long months without a slave. i thought maybe youd be intersted, but youre not :-(
Plus, she just plain admits to being weird:
greekcheek 86: well im a weirdo you can take it or leave it
After this long-winded exposition on Leeza, it might seem that I'm being critical, which I'm not...I'm just pointing out the specialness that is her Greek self.
And one more things I guess for being such a good sport about me giving her a hard time, she gets my highest amount of gold stars ever given away at once, the holy grail of gold stars - four gold stars
posted by Drew at 12:05 AM
3 Comments:
I feel that after the defamation that I have endured through this blog entry, I might have to place a call to Zeus and have him strike you and all this technological tomfoolery down! Actually, I will be the bigger woman and humor your little "blog" merely because I pity you. So little history, so few brain cells...there must be something in your American water that makes you all mildly retarded.
But I still enjoyed the mentionette, I'm an attention whore, what can I say? ;)
By the way, how about the vocab in that posting? Put THAT in your back pocket, Landsberg!
ESL, indeed.
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