Tuesday, April 12, 2005

New Poetry Tuesday

krunkmeImIrish: another badass haiku

Auto response from diy0ungnsavurslf: Another haiku:

I rock. I rock. I.
Rock. I rock. I rock I rock.
I rock. Haiku rock.

krunkmeImIrish: you need to get an agent
This is an example of a good friend - a friend that supports your artistic endeavors and gives you compliments.

Surf N Waves 04: your haiku fucking sucks.
This is a bad friend. This is a friend that puts your dream of writing poetry down. This is also a friend that borrows your car and then steals your Gobstoppers. That's right, I walked into Mary's room after she borrowed my car and there was a box of Gobstoppers on her desk that looked an awful lot like the ones missing from my car. At first she denied it and then changed her story that she bought them in the first place. Right...

greekcheek 86: Ha-i-ku. 3 syllables
greekcheek 86: your haiku this morning ended with 6, therefore...no dice, playa
diy0ungnsavurslf: hai-ku
greekcheek 86: nono
greekcheek 86: ha-i-ku
diy0ungnsavurslf: http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=haiku
greekcheek 86: im never right with you! THIS NEVER HAPPENS!
This is a friend that obviously does not have a good grip of the English language and thus should not be able to criticize my literary works.

By the way, I changed the color scheme of this thing. As the haiku says, I rock.

1 Comments:

Blogger Mary said...

Dear Drew... I BOUGHT THOSE GOBSTOPPERS. So all this time YOU have been stealing MY candy. K Thanks.

9:20 AM  

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